So I was sitting at a favorite
booth, debating on whether I’d stay awake long enough for another Chimay.
I picked up my phone for probably the 17th time just to make sure
something vitally important hadn’t escaped my notice on Facebook. You
never know, you know?
Wait. How can you know if you never know if you never know?
Never mind.
Anyway, I wake the phone up and there’s a guy smiling at me. Weird smile, sort of like it starts at his ears and works its way down to his mouth. And it’s not just a picture – it’s a video. I know because I look up and to my right while I try to figure out what’s going on and when I come back the guy is coming back from looking to his left, like he’s trying to see what I’m looking at. It’s a live video.
What the . . . ?
Wait. How can you know if you never know if you never know?
Never mind.
Anyway, I wake the phone up and there’s a guy smiling at me. Weird smile, sort of like it starts at his ears and works its way down to his mouth. And it’s not just a picture – it’s a video. I know because I look up and to my right while I try to figure out what’s going on and when I come back the guy is coming back from looking to his left, like he’s trying to see what I’m looking at. It’s a live video.
What the . . . ?
