Tuesday, April 24, 2012

So the problem, see, is that stereo is fundamentally wrong . . .


. . . and here's why.
Our ears use three different methods to determine the position of objects that are producing sounds we hear, each involving the differential response between one ear and the other. With bass frequencies, it is the relative phase along the wavelength; with midrange, relative sound pressure; with high; relative time of arrival. In effect, our ears are performing a constant real-time analysis of what is taking place in one ear compared to the other.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Why should the rich pay more? Second thoughts.

My friend noted that " . . . (the rich) use the same roads, in need of repair and are well aware of the loopholes in the tax code that are benefiting the few at the top to the detriment of those in the middle and the bottom."

That those loopholes exist is certainly not in question.  They are reprehensible, but also completely legal.  The House Ways and Means Committee, chaired and dominated by Democrats for 50 out of the last 62 years, is responsible for the tax codes found in Title 26 of the U.S. Code.  Exposing a bit more the already obvious lie that  Republicans are the party of tax breaks for the rich, the members of The Ways and Means Committee are, and have been, guilty of making it perfectly legal for large corporations - the ones that can afford to hire all those former I.R.S. workers and lawyers - to pay no taxes.  This is a particularly foul reality, because businesses are the only entities that generate income; logically, they are the only ones who should be paying income tax.  People who are not in business, but earn their living by working for someone else who is in business, do not generate income.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Why should the rich pay more? First thoughts.

(It wasn't until just now that I realized - I never mentioned up front that this was a continuation of a conversation I was having on a Facebook post.  That's why it starts rather strangely . . .)

The number of millionaires I know is small, I think, but my experience is exactly the opposite of yours – none of them think they aren't taxed enough. This serves to illustrate a point I often make: the rightness or wrongness of a matter is not determined by the reactions of those affected by it. That one millionaire says he is not taxed enough – a situation easily remedied by writing a check made out to the United States Department of the Treasury, a remedy of which I would be curious to ask your friends if they have ever availed themselves – and that another says he is taxed enough cannot be the basis for action regarding taxation. Similarly, that I think that tolls are a valid method for raising revenue for road maintenance and the next fellow doesn't is another example of how differing opinions can't be the basis for policy decisions. When considering matters that affect people's lives with the power of the law, the only rational and just arbitrator is principle.
To illustrate, we know that the act of extortion is wrong. However, extortion occurs. One business owner on the block may reason that, considering the effectiveness of “protection” afforded so far by the extortioner, the money spent to prevent the extortioner from himself becoming a looter is well spent, because the cost of protecting himself from both the extortioner and the rest of the criminal world would be much higher. Another business owner on the same block may think the demands of the extortioner should be answered with a shotgun blast to the extortioner's head, and the same goes for any thief who presumes it to be acceptable to take what the business man owns.
Neither opinion – nor the one held by the extortioner - is relevant as to whether or not extortion is wrong. That extortion is wrong stands on its own as an inviolable principle. As such, there is no circumstance when it is right to extort.
Let us suppose that the extortioner gathers 3 other people who agree with him and visits a business to make his demands. The presence of the 3 in the “support group” changes nothing. Then, let's suppose the extortioner gathers 50, or 1000. No matter; extortion remains wrong. Let us suppose the mayor of the city and the governor of the state express their support of the extortioner's business plan. No matter; extortion remains wrong. Let us suppose that the matter is brought before the legislators and they rule it acceptable. No matter; extortion remains wrong.
There is no point at which an individual wrong becomes a collective right, and there is no point at which an individual or group achieves a position to establish principles dealing with justice anymore than they can establish principles that deal with mathematics.
To say that a group of 10,000 citizens or the legislators could make extortion acceptable is the mental equivalent of saying that either group could rule that oxygen is no longer necessary to sustain human life.
The point is: neither opinion, nor situation, nor legal definitions determine the truth, in which are found, among other things, what is right and wrong.
And so it is with taxation; what one millionaire says as opposed to another is meaningless as to the rightness of wrongness of tax policy. With life comes a principle that tells us that no person has a legitimate power to force another person to do or not do something, unless that other person has first done the same. There is no measure of public opinion or support that can change this. There is no legislative body that can change this. Therefore, every time force is exercised by one against another in the absence of force already exercised, a moral crime has been committed. I cannot walk into your driveway and drive off with a car that is parked there unless the car is mine and you took it from me in the first place. This is just as inviolable as the formula that tells us that the product of any number multiplied by zero is zero.
From this, we know that any millionaire - anyone at all, in fact - that is taxed against his will is the victim of a moral crime, regardless of the amount he is taxed, and the perpetrators of the crime should face punishment in just the same manner as the thief who climbs through a second story window and makes off with the silverware.
The final principle to point out in this matter is this: it is never right to do what is wrong, even in order to get the chance to do what is right. I may have a friend with a problem wherein his car is in need of a $1500.00 repair and he hasn't the money. I have the ability (but nowhere near the nerve or inclination) to drive to North Carolina and knock off a series of convenience stores and return with the proceeds and give them to my friend. I will have solved his problem, but I will have not done what is right. Robin Hood did not steal from the rich and give to the poor - he returned money that the rich had stolen in the first place.
Because I tend to respond to posts in order of the things mentioned in them, I will say that I appreciate a great deal the wisdom your friends express in acknowledging that they did nothing to deserve their elevated status. This is why I don't say I'm proud to be an American. To do so would be arrogant; I had nothing to do with the process. Rather, I am grateful to be an American, as it was something that was given to me. I will say this also: I am not at all convinced that having wealth, either by birth or by initiative, is necessarily good luck. Of those that I know, none of the wealthy evince any greater degree of happiness than I. With only one exception, all of them spend an inordinate amount of time and stress maintaining their wealth, and I see in them the easiest and most likely victims of the adage that tells us we are owned by our possessions. On the odd occasion when I have mentioned that nearly all of my possessions would fit in my 2-door Blazer with enough room for a passenger, I typically received a longing sigh, but yet I know not a single one of them would trade places with me.
I understand that a rich man has – let us not say advantages, but rather, abilities – that a poor man does not when it comes to ordering his responses to the things life throws at him. But this is irrelevant to the principles I've pointed out. That he can “afford” to pay 35% of his earnings when the average man cannot has nothing to do with whether or not he should. We could likewise say that the rich man can “afford” a robbery that reduces his assets by $10,000.00 but the average man can't, so there should be no complaints heard from the rich man.
The amount of taxation a person pays – which is a separate matter entirely from whether or not he should pay them – can, again, only be determined by principle. There are those that say – and I'm taking license here by saying “those” but I did literally hear one person on TV say - that the truly rich should be taxed 75% of their total wealth, and did so with a straight face. He based this on nothing more than how much he thought they “needed”. A clearer illustration of the lunacy of situational ethics could never be had. 
So then, how can we determine how much a person should pay in taxes? Again, by principle, but first we have to do away with the common flights of fantasy that get accepted as reality by the intellectually lazy.
One would be the egregious belief that taxes are, in part, justified to “pay for the privilege of living in such a great country”. This is akin to the local BMW emporium saying part of the reason a 750Li is so expensive is because you're buying it from such a great dealer.  Har-har.
The reason a BMW 750Li is so expensive is because the people who own it say “This is how much you have to give us in order to get one.” Period. They may build into the price their silly belief, and we can argue all day about whether or not it's worth it and whether or not the people who own it are crazy for believing it is – I'm sure some of them do, it isn't, and I do - but you still aren't going to drive one off the lot without paying for it – or stealing it. 
You see, BMW and its dealers are offering what is known as “goods and services”. They offer you the opportunity to enter into a voluntary relationship wherein both parties have the freedom to agree or disagree on the value of an item that one owns and the other does not. Neither BMW nor its dealers have the power to use the threat of coercion or force to get you to come to the lot, or pick a particular model, or pay a certain price. This voluntary basis of property exchange is the only moral one available.
This leads us to the next form of lunacy that pervades our society: that the rich – for whom there is no actual definition – should pay more of their income as a percentage. Taking a trip back to our BMW dealer, we find that Nancy Pelosi has bought the dealership and is telling a guy that's worth 7 million dollars he has to pay three times as much for the 750Li as the other guy that's worth $750,000.00 Understandably, we who live in the rational world decide to shop somewhere else.
The last madness I'll deal with is the one that says taxes are paid in part to cause certain results in society. Deciding once more to visit the whacky lady and her BMW palace just to make sure we weren't hearing things, we find the multi-multi millionaire Nancy telling the 7 million dollar man that in order to buy that 750Li he also has to contribute an additional 29% of the cost of the car to a fund that is used to buy cars for those making less than $100,000.00 a year plus another 15% to fund road construction. Now convinced beyond all doubt that either this dealership is owned by someone who is insane or we have walked onto a location set for a new iteration of The Twilight Zone, we leave to find a pharmacy and pick up some aspirin.
  




Thursday, April 12, 2012

I saw my Space Buddy again . . .

. . . while I was eating lunch.  Frankly, it's kind of weird how he just shows up out of nowhere like that.  I mean, there you are by yourself.  Then, you look down at your phone to check your Facebook notifications and when you look up, he's sitting there.  What's really weird is he acts like he's been there the whole time.   Kinda' makes me wonder if he has been, like maybe he can be invisible or something . . .
Anyway, he didn't stay long; said he only had one question.  Turned out that wasn't quite true; apparently, he's picking up on English quirks pretty quick.

"You know that thing you told me about laws - how they get written and voted on?"
"Mhmmm." I mumbled through a closed mouth.  

He has that strange ability that waiters and waitresses all seem to develop: the ability to time their questions to finish when the fork is just crossing the threshold of your lips.

"And do you remember how you told me about lawyers and how they make their living by arguing all day about laws and charging people absurd amounts of money to do something that ranks somewhere just below basket-weaving on the difficulty scale?"
 
He has a real good memory - seems like he can quote almost everything I say.

"Yep." 
"Is there any particular reason why you keep voting for lawyers to write laws?"

I'm beginning to get the impression that when this guy writes his report, we humans are going to look like an elevator operator consulting a map . . .



Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Space Buddy, first contact . . .

. . . I have to tell you about this remarkable occurrence that I've been keeping a secret:  I met a spaceman.
Well, actually, he met me.  Funniest thing - chance in a million, right?  He landed here a while ago, he says; morphed himself into human form and spent a little time wandering around WalMart trying to find a representative Earthling.  Says he gave up on that after about a day because too many people there looked familiar.  Tried a few fast food joints after that, but he analyzed the food and figured people who were committing slow suicide weren't much of a bet either.
Finally, after a few weeks of trying to find a place with a decent cup of Turkish coffee, he saw me bent over a cup with what he says was a look of rapture.  Says he knew I was the one right then and there.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

More difficulty . . .


Most of you know I'm a bit of Star Trek fan.  Don't worry, though - I'm not a Trekkie.  I've never been to any conventions, I don't own a uniform (although the getups they wore in Errand of Mercy were pretty cool) and I don't have a pair of Spock ears laying around anywhere.  But, fact is, the series often produced scenarios that were handy as the basis for what Mr. Einstein referred to as a gedanken - a thought experiment.
Let's make one up now . . .

In Star Trek: First Contact the Enterprise crew is fighting the toughest bad guys of the entire series - the Borg.  They are the quintessential enemy - relentless, unfeeling, incapable of independent thought, wholly subservient to a collective philosophy, availed of virtually limitless power, with the sole purpose of destroying any life they encounter and absorbing the pieces into their robotic existence, they resemble nothing so much as the end result of what government would become if it didn't run out of other people's money so soon.  Determined to complete their assimilation of Earth, they decide the best method is to time-warp their way back into Earth's history and prevent the initial contact between Earthers and Vulcans.  If you don't know why that's important or what happens after that, rent the movie.  In the meantime, let's use that idea of going back in time to set up our gedanken.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

I did not write this; Joe did . . .

What we have here is a copy and paste - meaning I didn't correct anything - of an open letter addressed to the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  Only some of you will enjoy it.

Help me, help you, . . . because one day I’ll be dead . . .”
- Joe Doakes’s Father

(Who is still kicking so long as the gin is flowing and there are olives to be had)

March 30, 2012

Dear President Obama,
My old man owned a factory in the South Bronx.  At one point he employed 100’s of men.  These men came from every race, color, and creed.  All were tough and my father was tougher.  If you lived and worked in the south bronx in the 60’s into the 70’s you had to be tough.  When my father was teaching me to shoot he he gave me the basics; “if you feel the need to pull it, you had better be prepared to use it . . .”  Along with all of the rest.  I asked he if he carried one.  His response.  “Too small for crowd control . . . flare gun . . .”  Long before those moments I was pretty fouled up.